Tuesday 4 September 2007

Raise High John Edwards

John Edwards, the Little Mill Worker that Could, was endorsed yesterday by the Steel and Coal Mining Unions. Since Edwards has been pole-dancing frantically for organised labour for the last few months, this isn't going to come as a body-blow for Hill and Barry. Also, Chris Dodd, (you know HIM. You know, that guy with the silver hair. No, silly, the other one) just got the Firefighter's Union to come to his party, and while that's very lovely and all, it doesn't mean he's the NPOTUS. Ah, who are we kidding, we're only so mean about John Edwards cos we lurve him. Yes, dammit, we're in love with John Edwards, and we don't care who knows it. If people don't vote for him, they're f**king retarded. Dese unions have got the right idea.

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